Meth Addict Discovered At Vets After His Stolen Chihuahua Eats Meth
A Washington state meth addict got found out when he took his dog to the vet’s on Friday, not just for being high himself, but for possession of a stolen, high dog. Can we please take a moment to picture a chihuahua, God’s original spaz attack, on meth?
An employee from the vet’s office called police after noticing that both the dog and its 40 year old owner were acting all cracked out, and the police discovered that the dog had actually been stolen from its rightful owner.
The dog was scanned for its microchip, which contains its owner’s information. The chip showed the dog belonged to a 58-year-old Bremerton woman. The woman was called and said her dog had been reported missing a year ago.
And the best part:
The Silverdale man told the clinic he had been given the dog to repay a debt.
Because cash money is soooo 2007. The currency of the future is tiny dogs, people!
This Chihuahua might as well be on meth:
Soon that will be a common sight in stores and offices everywhere, as we trade tiny psychotic rats for groceries and health insurance. The world is so over.
Stolen Bremerton Chihuahua Turns Up at Vet’s After Ingesting Meth [Kitsapsun]
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Can you even SEE a chihuahua on meth???
Posted by Gwenny | September 22, 2008
No I can’t, because it’s already sucked my eyes out chupacabra-style.
Posted by camilla | September 22, 2008
That dog is pretty hardcore. I hope the dog will be ok. She is gonna have a tough time with detox but with proper support and guidance she should pull through, unlike Amy Winehouse.
Posted by Fredo | September 22, 2008
My gods, I can’t even imagine approaching a chihuahua that isn’t mine. Let alone picking it up and force feeding it meth till it was a ankle bitting demon. I picture Taz the Tasmanian devil from Looney Toones shrunk down and desperate to cut me off below the knee - and then I fall over laughing.
Poor dog though, I hope it’s owner can understand that it didn’t seek out the meth originally and stand by it during it’s trying detox.
Posted by Key | September 22, 2008
AAAAAAAAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAJAJAJAJA!!!
Posted by Marcos | September 22, 2008
my pomeranian has been addicted to meth for years, I pray the little chihuahua is able to recover because for many of us, it is a lifetime battle between our beloved toy dogs and their insatiable love of meth——my poor pom stays up night after night, grinding its tiny teeth to even tinier nubs, while humping toys, legs, and whatever else his tiny, often limp, 3 centimeter penis can find to satisfy his sexual compulsions. He doesn’t eat, his hair is falliing out, he cares about no one except his love affair with that drug—-I have tried to send him to CCMA (canine crystal meth anonymous), doggie rehab—— nothing works—please pray for us!
Posted by patrick | September 22, 2008