Michelle Allen Will Dress As A Cow, Pee On Your Porch And Give You The Best Mug Shot Ever
30 September 2008, 2:10 PM. By Daniel Mauser
32-year-old Michelle Allen of Middleton, Ohio was just minding her business, urinating on a neighbor’s porch while dressed as a cow, when cops told her to please go home. Later that day, cops were called once again as Allen was blocking traffic and chasing terrified children. It was at this point that cops went ahead and decided to arrest her. Cows > The Pigs, motherfuckers:
The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also alleged cussed at the officer.
Allen informed police that, if brought to jail, she would “cause problems.” She did manage to put on a suit for her court hearing, but not before leaving us with the finest mug shot in the history of the world.
How udderly terrifying. The report makes it clear to mention that:
It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
Did Michelle think of using the costume as camouflage so she would not get caught? Many professional poker players hide behind their sunglasses to not give themselves away. Um, or maybe because, she’s awesome!
Udder Chaos: Middletown Woman Arrested In Cow Suit [WCPO]
Woman Wearing Cow Suit Arrested [Local 12]
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I wish this had been headline of NY times today… instead of that dreary stock plunge jibberish. I never knew cows marked their territory!! amazing.
I told my mom to stop stealing my cow suit!
She “alleged cussed” at the officer?
The reporting is even odder than the story.
They day you can’t dress up like a cow and take piss on your neighbors porch is the day the terrorists have won.
LOL, you couldnt pay me enough to do that LMAO
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I live in Middleton and it is seriously the talk of the entire town. She scared the hell out of my brother when he was out jogging haha.
When furries have too much to drink!
when i was in the 3rd or 4th grade, my mom dressed up in a rabbit costume with a big fake zip up head on it and walked me to school. it was humiliating too, but now looking back… i should have been so much cooler and not cared haha
Wow…. not sure how I feel about this. As for why she was wearing the costume I think the answer is… SHE IS NUTS!
Wow…. not sure how I feel about this. As for why she was wearing the costume I think the answer is… SHE IS NUTS!
Hey, I’m from Middletown. I’m so proud that my home town has made national news in this manner.
I know this bitch. Everyone calls her Booger Michelle
Is she single? I know a couple of guys with a lot of bull****.
I so called the cops on this lady! we were stopped at a light and she went up to a woman pumping gas and started banging on the car’s windows!
Where are those COPS cameras when you need them? It is a proud, proud day to be from Ohio!
WTF what a dumb bitch, who the hell chases kids in a cow outfit….LOL
That’s the ugliest cow I have ever seen!
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HI THIS IS MY PROFIEL PLS WRITE RUED COMNENTS ON IT
hahaha it’s not halloween yet
michelle allen for president?
This lady is awesome. Why cant more crazy people be entertaining like her. It is sad when someone goes off and kills for no reason, but if they do it in a cow outfit and pee on their neighbors front porch…now that is news.
Cow lady 4 Ever!
A porch cow, now, how now brown cow.
Thats funny a gorilla dressed up as a cow.
poon is a jackass
Of course she did this, she is not a happy cow. Everyone knows that Happy Cows come from California and she was in Ohio.
Oh yes I agree with Truth that Poon is a jackass
She was wearing the costume to advertise for a local theme park but left the job to go on a drinking binge.
I wonder if she is available for kids birthday parties?
This is America, the land of the free! Let her be, she wants to run free and piss along, so be it. Why don’t they worry about the criminals?
She’s udderly ridiculous. She was milking it. It’s a good thing this isn’t a “tit for tat” situation. She’d probably have protective status if she were in India.
this is my gurl!
she so coo mun!
I’ll be dressin as a cow fer halloween.
COW POWER.
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