Future President / Czarina Sarah Palin’s running mate, John McCain, is campaigning against some man married to Michelle Obama. Lest you’ve forgotten. Well, this very same Michelle Obama took a break from hacking into Sarah Palin’s emails and cocking an eyebrow disapprovingly to teach a woman’s round table (yes, round, like an ovary) how to vote. Did you know you were not supposed to vote for someone just because you think: “Hey, that seems like someone I could see myself having a cognac with at the University Club! Chortle monocle math equation nerd.” or because you think “she’s cute?” Referring the later stupid reason American hillbillies vote, Michelle smiled and clafiried, “I’m talking about me.” We’re glad we have Michelle to teach us all this while Sarah Palin is off getting teenagers pregnant in the tundra.

Michelle Obama: Don’t vote because ‘she’s cute’ [AP]