Bored with caking your face in hummingbird shit? Us, too. That’s why we were so thrilled to discover a new treatment meant to make us more beautiful and relaxed. Snakes! All over your naked flesh! Probably leaving disgusting trails of snake waste! See, there’s this woman in Israel who runs a roadside attraction - introducing tourists to carnivorous plants as snakes slither in and out of their shirtsleeves. It’s kind of like Disney World, except Snow White is heading dangerously close to your crotch and she has no legs. She saw how people squirmed with glee over the snakes and decided to turn them into a beauty treatment. Because she’s kind of a liar?

How it works — with video! — after the jump:

Apparently tourists pay money to lie on a towel and have snakes of all sizes slither all up and down their bodies. She says the snakes give people, “energy, good feeling and so much sensuality.”

And, lucky you, there’s a clip of the whole treatment! Please pay attention to the point of the film where the reporter, perhaps in an attempt to distract us from his brittle mound of bleached hair, begins talking at length about how the snakes are so in tune with his body - right as a snake perched precariously on his Adam’s apple struggles to get away:
Snakes on a Face [Time]