Weigh more than 90 pounds? Do you not have the ability to store cigarettes on your collar bone? Does your head look vaguely proportional to your body? Well, fatass, it’s time you just stop doing gross things like consuming food and strap yourself to an IV drip. Models and rich people who can actually afford to eat during this fucking economic depression are doing it!:

Designed as IV drips for alcoholic patients in hospitals (who are undernourished from drinking more than they eat), this yellow-coloured liquid is being snapped up by those who opt out of eating in order to fit into their Kova & T Latex leggings.

And it’s not just for the catwalk - the rich and famous want it, too. A famous British fashionista asked a doctor to hook her up to an IV so she could get nutrients minus the food.

And she’s not alone. Some of the most well-known faces in the world are on banana bags right now behind the walls of their gated mansions.

Because douche bags get lonely?

Nutritional psychologist Marc David is the diet guru to many supermodels and is familiar with the trend. ‘Banana bags are used to “fill in the nutritional blanks”. What’s good is that if you’re going to deprive yourself of food, then you might as well supplement your diet.

Hot! We also hear that a quick and effective way of losing about 10 pounds, like, instantly, is cutting off your own head. Cute!

No pair of leggings is worth not eating. We don’t care if it’s made of gold, diamonds, endangered bird feathers or Hugh Jackman’s ball sling.

Going bananas for IV: The A-lister’s new diet craze involving an intravenous drip and a bag full of vitamins [Daily Mail]
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