“Project Runway” judge, star of the upcoming series “Running in Heels”, and ousted fashion director for Elle, Nina Garcia, has been named one of the “25 Most Stylish New Yorkers,” by that heralded pillar of taste and style - Us Weekly. Such an honor! Lord knows it’s difficult to appear stylish with designers throwing samples at you left and right. This award should have gone to the insane, old Greek sisters who live above us. No one wears floral muumuus and rollers quite like they do, especially when getting into screaming matches in Greek at four o’clock in the fucking morning after a long day of stealing our mail.

Anyway. The rest of the list, after the jump:

Tyra Banks

Kelly Ripa

John Legend

Project Runway’s Christian Siriano

The Fug Girls

Cassie

Business executive Deborah Marquardt

Designer Patrick Robinson

Chef Jean-Georges Vongerichten

DJ Ruckus

Ugly Betty’s Becki Newton

Athlete Sean Avery

Gayle King

The View’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck

Designer Stacey Bendet

Gossip editor Paula Froelich

Stylist June Ambrose

Gossip Girl’s Jessica Szohr

Singer Aubrey O’Day

Pause. No. Because:

Businesswoman Jane Lauder

TV correspondent Tiki Barber

Hairstylist Frederic Fekka

TV journalist Mika Brzezinski

Tommy Hilfiger

Obviously, the staffers at Us Weekly pulled these names out of a fucking Tommy Hilfiger cap someone borrowed from 1998.

Tyra Banks, Kelly Ripa Among Us’ 25 Most Stylish New Yorkers [Us Weekly]