Obama Escorts Daughters To First Day Of School, Is A Total DILF

Presidential nominee Obama took his two young daughters (Malia, 10 and Sasha, 7) to their first day of school in style.

The girls arrived at the University of Chicago Laboratory Schools Monday in a five-SUV motorcade after a short drive from their South Side home.

We are sure his public display of affectionate fathering had absolutely nothing to do with the impending election. Hey, family first. $390 million dollars worth of campaign donors can just hold their damn horses. He’ll email them back right after he saves a puppy from a fire.

And we can totally relate to his daughters, since our dad used to drag us to school in one of those tent-on-wheels things you attach to the back of a bike. Embarrassing!

Obama chose a casual black track suit for the event and held Malia and Sasha’s hands while walking them up to the building. Adowuble. For any other child that would be social kryptonite but with a DILF like Obama they’re pretty much set for an entire year of recesses. “You want my lunch money? Talk to the sniper behind the monkey bars. Yeah that’s right, YOU KEEP TODDLING.”

[Obama takes daughters to first day of school]