Obama’s Reverend Jeremiah Wright Was Schtupping Elizabeth Payne

The press has found a woman willing to say she had sex with Barack Obama’s former minister Reverend Jeremiah Wright. Now that’s investigative journalism. Elizabeth Payne, 37, of Dallas, Texas (pictured) resembles a certain chick-lit authoress we know and love and has us wondering if she is Latina herself, but no matter. The important thing here is that both Reverend Wright and Ms. Payne had an affair while they were married. To other people. Wright has been married to his second wife, Ramah, for more than 20 years. He met Ramah when he was counseling her with her first husband through marital problems. And Payne’s husband has since left her as a result of the affair.

“I was downright mad about this bull[shit]” said Fred [Payne], 64, who said he is “in the oil and gas business,” belongs to a hunting club and makes his own bullets in his garage.

Uh…KEEPER.

“People wouldn’t be happy to know that my wife was sleeping with a black man.” He added, “Rev. Haynes doesn’t like the interracial thing, either. This was quite an issue for him.”

It’s true. The Rev. Wright affiliated Friendship-West Baptist Church in Dallas has shunned poor Elizabeth, not even allowing her to set foot on the property. Which is a problem because she works there. Or did. She’s filing a wrongful-dismissal claim with the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission because she was fired when church goers found out about the affair. Can we just say that the 2008 United States Presidential Election is the best reality television ever?

O PASTOR IN SEX SCANDAL [NY Post]