Just when you thought you could tentatively poke a non-Blahnik-shorn toe out onto the streets of Manhattan without some plucky Midwestern transplant smacking you in the face with her oversized clutch and spinning around in a tutu while looking for Señor Huge or whatever, out comes a new line from “Sex and the City” stylist, Patricia Fields. Straight from the four protagonists’ closets! Yes, now you, too, can dress like Rose, Blanche, Sophia and Dorothy instead of scouring Forever 21 for Marc Jacobs rip-offs:

And Field says breaking to the closets of the “Sex and the City” ladies won’t break your bank. Prices range from $39 to about $200. “You don’t have to get a mortgage to afford them,” she told Reuters . “Money doesn’t make style.”

Nor, actually, does dressing to emulate a fictional character. (Unless it’s Paddington Bear. That toggled peacoat was hot shit.) Check out some shit the 80s threw up, after the jump:

Ruffle Dress - $129.00

You can buy this at a Goodwill in Boca Raton for three dollars and free wine spritzer stains.

Crystal Bow Ring - $59.95

The jewelry counter at Walgreens also has this on a kicky bolo-tie necklace.

Metallic Leggings - $39.90

These have been selling at American Apparel for a while. And, sure, they’re twice as expensive there BUT there they come lined with cocaine.

Silk Dress - $159.90

Perfect for a casual afternoon of hoarding chicken wings and little sauce packets from Popeye’s.

“Sex and the City” fans can shop Carrie’s closet [Reuters]
Patricia Field Destination Style [HSN]