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Perez Hilton Gives Martha Stewart Tips On Blogging / Drawing Cum Dribbles

“Best Hispanic In The Whole Universe,” blogger Perez Hilton, stopped by “Martha Stewart” to discuss blogging and show off some much improved hair. (Nicely done, Perez.) Did you know he gets up every morning at precisely 3:57 A.M? Or that his “schtick” (as Martha so graciously refers to it) of doodling pee puddles and cum dribbles is to set him apart from other bloggers? It’s true! Hear him breathlessly regale us with all these fascinating tales of love, life and blogging — and the story of how he got his name.

ARGH! Even more articles about that fat queen Perez?!

Posted by Fredo | September 18, 2008

i’m not a great fan of this dick (for personal reasons) but i have to admit he’s great here. but you can tell he’s scared of her and knows not to fuck with her. she’ll cut him and he’ll bleed from an unknown wound and die several days later. i love martha! if only he’d been this interesting on his vh1 show and they probably wouldn’t have pulled the plug so early.

and that last crack martha made about the SEC made me LOL.

Posted by el smrtmnky | September 18, 2008

I thought he handled himself well. (Of course, I had zero expectations.) The best part was watching Martha’s competitive streak leaking out.

I was watching the show to see Matt Armendariz of MattBites.com make alfajores. (Yum! I’m going to pick up some cajeta today.) Matt’s photography is amazing!

Posted by Belén Rodríguez | September 18, 2008

@ Belen Rodriguez: Great. Now I’m going to be craving cajeta all week.

Posted by ...dijo Alex | September 18, 2008

Perez is a genious in lying!!
there is no way his blog gets 9 million hits per day.
if it was so he should place a counter on his page for everyone to see how many clicks per day he actually gets.

Posted by rigo | September 19, 2008

hey bitches i’m back! anyways, just wanted to say i was there for that taping since i’m a blogger myself. perez is way skinnier in person and we the audience walked away with some nice swag. booyah! oh yeah and perez seemed way humbler than i ever imagined.

p.s. i also dislike perez only because he likes to out people who don’t want to be “out” yet. and make fun of kids.

Posted by uws.girl/mare | September 22, 2008