PMS Buddy (“Saving relationships one month at a time!”) is an online reminder service that lets people know when you’re having your period in an effort to uphold the notion that women are raging beasts who cannot control their mood or emotions:

PMSBuddy.com is a free service created with a single goal in mind: to keep you aware of when your wife, girlfriend, mother, sister, daughter, or any other women in your life are closing in on “that time of the month” - when things can get intense for what may seem to be no reason at all.

For women, this is a great way to give people in your life a heads-up of when you might be feeling a bit irritable without having an awkward conversation.

Fun! Their website also offers tips for dealing with symptoms of PMS and funny PMS stories. Like this one:

Maybe I should turn gay By Killer Joe

Women are impossible… enough said.

Not impossible! With the purchase of a strap-on, Killer Joe, your problem is immediately solved. Or this one:

Bitch! By Joe P

Once a month my girl goes postal and denies that she has PMS… then about 3 days later she comes back apologizing and saying that she has PMS. WTF??!!

Maybe “your girl” “goes postal” and then comes back apologizing because, really, you can make your vintage She-Ra action figure say whatever you want her to. Or maybe because you’re a failed copywriter who resorts to clichés and situations out of Cathy comics.

Thankfully, “PMS Buddy” will help you know when your bodacious Betty is totally going postal on your ass, compadre! Because she’s a lying hagtroll who won’t just come out and admit it.

Here’s the thing, though. Nearly every women you come into contact with on a daily basis, unless you live in a retirement community, menstruates. A good chunk of those bleeding women have PMS symptoms. And most of the time? You never know. Which goes to show that the image of a hysterical woman in sweatpants crying into a tub of ice cream while calling you a neutered piece of shit excuse for a boyfriend is usually false. When you bleed on a monthly basis for the majority of your life, you eventually learn how to get a handle on it. The only people who ever know we’re PMSing is the gimp we keep locked up precisely for that particular time of the month. Of course, men whose only contact with women is watching them on mediocre situational comedies would probably not know this.

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