Pussy Products: Vagina-Inspired Gifts For You And Yours

Lots of people wouldn’t know a vagina if it sat on their face but, helpfully, there are loads of products and accessories to aid you in knowing your way around a chocha while skeeving out your roommates.

Need a vulva for your Volvo? A beaver for your log cabin? We’re here to help.

In a move we’ve never, ever done before a million times, we scoured the internet for pussy. And now we’re sharing our findings with you! Check out some of our personal favorites. Immediately after you clip your nails, thank you:

Vagina Stationery

Because it’s more comfortable than having one running around. This line is sold out but, hopefully, you can persuade the seller into creating more pussy paper.

Vagina Cell Phone Charm

We’re certainly charmed.

Pink And Gold Vagina Shirt

G-spot on a T-shit.

Large Vagina Plushie

We dub her “Conchita.”

The Coinilingus

K, yeah, haha. This is also available in “The Britney.”

We totally want one.