FridaySeptember262008

Rumor Of The Day: Anne Hathaway Prefers A Backdoor Man?

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So it seems that someone at Esquire leaked a quote from an upcoming interview with Anne Hathaway and the topic was, naturally, ass pounding. We mean come on, look at the girl. If we ever saw a face that screamed “I really like anal intercourse,” that face would be it. Sorry, that was sarcasm. Anne is so played up by the press as being this elegant princess of Fancyville in Perfectland that it just makes the whole scenario a little ridiculous. We’re not sure if the quote, 1. is even real or 2. is real but will be inevitably pulled from the upcoming article, but all we know is, too much information, dude.
Read what Anne supposedly has to say about the joys of anal love:

In an upcoming interview with Esquire the sexy “Get Smart” star states that one of the most sensual experiences in her life was anal intercourse with her boyfriend. She says “every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing”. She also speaks about the significance of the first time and [having a] trustworthy partner and how anal penetration makes her feel feminine in a very special way.

It is possible this over-sharing is the result of psychosis brought on by her recent split with “love of her life” Raffaelo Follieri…or maybe the girl is just painfully honest? Maybe if you ask her a question three times she can’t refuse to answer!
Or possibly she’s just not as innocent as we like to think. Her role in Havoc had her rolling around topless all over the place:

Cover your eyes, children

What do you think- is this rumor plausible? And can someone please knock us unconscious so we can stop picturing the Brokeback Princess Diaries?!

Anne Hathaway loves anal sex [Celeb Dump]

Comments

Celebrities, They’re just like us! Sometimes after a long day at work, all I can think about is a long bout of anal intercourse. C’mon you guys know what mean (I’m looking at you Camilla) you know…

Sorry, that was sarcasm.

Thanks for the clarification. I would have otherwise thought
you meant Anne Hathaway’s face was less preferable than her butt.

Sorry, that was sarcasm.

With a face like Anne’s I don’t think anyone, or even most of us would go take the backdoor route the veryfirst (few) time(s) or even finish off with it. And she does have a great butt.

Christian girls are getting fucked up the ass all the time and remaining “technical virgins” buttfucking has nothing to do with innocence—it is just an option. One that everyone should engage regularly!

Hey Harold…er Patrick - you are confusing Christian and Roman Catholic.

The Catholic girls are confused about sex since their brothers are all getting it shoved up the butt by the priests.

so………… she’s single again? Hmmmmmm……. anyone got her number? lol BTW, christian, catholic, and muslim chicks play the keep my virginity game. I dont want to brag but growing up in high school, it was kinda the norm for alot of chicks to take it in the youknowwhere.

this is the sort of thing that keeps America in prudeville, everyone has sex and everyone loves it. And I don’t know anyone who doesn’t have a kink. If this is true I’m glad she’s able to ignore the stupid childish hypocrisy Americans cling to to feel sophisticated.

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