There’s nothing like a man in a Speedo. Except, possibly, a pair of kiwis in a slingshot. Speedos (Not to be confused with SEEDO, as we were when Googling earlier.) are often the swimming apparel of choice for men outside the U.S, but its fairly rare to see a guy named “Bud” lounging on a discarded sofa his trailer with a can of Pabst wearing nothing but a sizable mustache, a pair of aviators and a Speedo. Which is a shame because that would be fucking sexy.

We guess European, Latin American and Australian men (We don’t get a lot of Asian and African movie stars ‘round here. Are Speedos as popular there? We must know.) must either be more comfortable with their bodies or more open to being gazed upon rather than hoarding all the gazing for themselves. In that spirit, we’ve gathered up a list of famous menfolk who enjoy lowering their sperm count at the beach:

Justin Timberlake

Here, Justin’s in costume for his role as “We Don’t Know Because We’d Never In A Million Years Watch This Shit” in The Love Guru. He doesn’t wear a Speedo unironically in real life because he’s not some kind of flamer, Broseph.

Ricky Martin

Guess where he took the frisbee out of?

David Hasselhoff

God, do we ever want to hassle the Hoff.

Hugh Jackman

We got pregnant just looking at this picture. Hi Hugh! Make more movies!

David Beckham

When is he not wearing something ridiculous that requires no more than three inches of actual fabric? That said, yeah. We’d eat an entire meal out of his asshole. And we’d even pretend not to like it.

Cristiano Ronaldo

We kind of wonder why Cristiano’s dressed so modestly here. It’s kind of a shame bathing suits don’t come with built-in popped collars.