Tattoo Ring Prove Bristol And Levi Are So Totally Breaking Up Next Week, Politicians’ Kids Are Now Celebrities
4 September 2008, 5:00 PM. By Daniel Mauser
Yes! We’re buying into it! You want to create a pregnant-teen-diversion to draw attention away from a withering lack of experience and a penchant for war-mongering? We’ll take it! Levi and Bristol Palin are your new Spencer and Heidi Montag. And we cannot muster the energy to care about it. So, in celebrity news: Levi Johnston has girlfriend Bristol’s name tattooed around his ring finger:
Pregnant 17-year-old Bristol Palin and her 18-year-old boyfriend Levi Johnston displayed their commitment to each other at Wednesday’s GOP convention.
Johnston debuted a “Bristol” tattoo on his ring finger, while Bristol rocked what appeared to be an engagement ring. (McCain campaign officials have yet to identify the ring.) [Ed. note: They haven't?! Why?! It's our right as Americans to know all about this ring, god damn it.]
Yes, she rocked it! Like a musician rocks a mike! Or like a scared 18-year-old in Iraq rocks some shrapnel to the face! So glamorous.
($5 says the tattoo actually reads “Pistol.”)
Levi Johnston Debuts “Bristol” Tattoo on Ring Finger at Convention [Us Magazine]
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It kind of looks like it says “Bitch.” I’ll bet he has “Please pay no attention to the fact that my future mother-in-law is a crazy lady who wants to force rape victims to keep unwanted babies and will make this war last forever and ever and ever” tattooed onto his penis.
Oh man. I saw that pic on another site and swore it said “Banana Clip.”
Eww that’s so Alaskan red-neck
beautiful couple, wish them all the best
wow lots of ardidos on this site
@eee: stick around. you’ll be _muy_ ardido if the rednecks get into office…again.
He got a tattoo because white trash end up loosing their wedding rings with all that huntin’ and off-roadin’ they do.
Pregnant or not, my parents would slap the hell out of us if we were all hooked up in public like that. No matter what, they’re still kids. Damn shame.
“sex on skates”??
@spanexican
don’t stereotype white people or republicans, as a mexican woman, i don’t appreciate stereotypes directed towards me, so don’t stoop so low …
You know, I’m sick and tired of republicans always doing shit like that. If it was Obama’s daughter who got prego I bet the McCain campaign would be all over it saying crap like “if Obama can’t even take care of his underage daughter, what makes you think he can run a country!” Stupid, stupid, stupid.