Teehee: Jennifer Lopez Goes Greek, Pisses Off Athens

Jennifer Lopez recently gave a concert in Athens to make up for a tour stop she’d cancelled two years back when she was too busy conceiving naturally. She also carved out some time to pose in dresses fitting of an Olympic goddess, albeit one with humility and grace. So, how was the concert? Writes one Greek reviewer, who actually really enjoyed the 55 minute show he waited several hours for:

The two bad things in this mini show: The doors were supposed to open at 17:30 [5:30 PM] and we were left outside waiting in the cold and in the rain until 20:00 [8:00 PM] where they told us we could go inside and the show lasted only 1 hour. Good thing she said that she was trying to come to Greece all this time (remember that she cancelled that May 2006 big concert) and that she finally made it.

Yes, good thing she made it all the way so you could catch a cold. Yay! And here, now, are some pictures of Jenny-Lo being all Greecey and shit:

“Hey, look over there! Who is that gorgeous bug-eyed goddess! Haha, its a mirror. I kid with you, Kalogeros. Nice hat.”

“Don’t be so dramatic, Handsome-Man-Directly-Behind-Me! Everyone queefs. Marc didn’t mean anything by it.”

“If you focus on my dress and kind of squint, you will eventually see a dolphin jumping through a dreamcatcher onto a unicorn.”

“Stop it you guysss! I can walk on my own! Juss because I had maybe a leeeetle too mush ouzo and called Jennifer Garner a buttface cacanose doodyhead doessen mean I’m druuuunk! Hahahaha. CARA DE MIERDA. GRINGA ASQUEROSA. Ow, my head.”

“See? I told you so, Handsome-Man-Formerly-Directly-Behind-Me.”

Lopez turns Greek goddess [The Sun]
Jennifer Lopez LIVE in Athens Fan Pictures by Myrto [Online JLo Fan]