The Perfect Shoe For Political Flip-Floppers And Tacky A-Holes

Hotflops shoe company is urging you to “Flop Your Vote,” which seems to mean “wear some shoes with heads hot-glued onto them.” Kawaii!!!! For only $30, you can own a pair of Obama or McCain flip-flop sandals and show the world exactly what sort of people are deciding the future of this country.

Besides various obscenely smiling plastic heads belonging to your-favorite-candidate-who-is-not-Nader, the shoes also include tiny American flags for you to accidentally step on as they fall off, and either a donkey or an elephant to dig into your corns. Buy your pair today! And then, when you forget to vote come Election Day, stare down at them with the creeping realization that you have paid thirty (American!!!) dollars for something you could have assembled yourself for about 67 cents.

Oh, and in case you were wondering, the site features a “Tally Board” that lets you know Obama supporters are at more than twice as tacky as those who enjoy wearing McCain’s wobbly ol’ dinosaur head on their bunions.

[Flop Your Vote]