Fashiooooon! It’s fabuloooouuuuus! And there is truly absolutely no reason why you can’t remain fashionable even as you’re setting up sandbags, putting up storm shutters and preparing to shit in a bucket because you’re going to be without running water or electricity for about a week. Make your own electricity, sister-friend! With these stiletto flippers.

Because a natural disaster? Is no excuse to look like a fashion disaster. Amiright, ladieeeeees?

[Source? Email from my aunt.]