Top Ten Most Horrifying Hurricane Ike Maps
12 September 2008, 9:00 AM. By Guanabee Staff
Did you know Hurricane Ike is almost the size of Texas? CAN YOU EVEN WRAP YOUR MIND AROUND THAT, PEOPLE??? With the news that over 1 million Texans face “certain death” if they stay in the area, weathermen are creating lots of scary maps to get those in danger to take heed. So, after the jump, we’ve collected a gallery of the internet’s best meteorological art to help illustrate the importance of the situation. Check it out. Unless you’re in the hurricane’s path. In which case, get the fuck out already!
Hurricane Ike Is Coming At You Like A Buzzsaw
Hurricane Ike Will Create A Nuclear Winter
Hurricane Ike Is A UFO From Outter Space Sent To Destroy The Earth
Hurricane Ike Will Do The Texas Two-Step Across Your Personal Property
Hurricane Ike Is A Film Noir Gangster Who’s Gonna Make Sure You Sleep With The Fishes
Hurricane Ike Will Squash You With God’s Psychadelic Thumbprint
Hurricane Ike Will Give You An Atomic Swirly
Hurricane Ike Will Trap You In Its Spidey Web
Hurricane Ike Is A Giant Ball Of Hellfire Hurling Towards Billybob’s
And the winner is:
Hurricane Ike Is A Supersperm Come To Impregnate An Unwed, Teenage, Redneck America
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Lmao while simultaneously scared out of my gourd.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Oh man. My co-workers are looking at me like, what is that weirdo laughing about.
Ewww! the bahamas look like an unfortunate virus.
OMW Texas people.. get out before the giant supersperm get you!!!
Check out that last one impregnating Texas!
I LOVE IT!
Hilarious…
No wonder Texas has a high teen pregnancy rate. with all the tiny sperm like storms, and for those muchachitas that missed out, here come one giant one that even with your knees tied together and possible chasity belt, will get ya.