Unlike Most Latin Men, Javier Bardem Likes Sex And Naked Women

Hey check out this video interview T, The New York Times style magazine, recently did with Javier Bardem for their “Screen Test” series. Couldn’t you just eat M&M’s from those dimples? Sorry! Serious journalist hats are on now. In this clip, we learn that Javier got the first inkling he wanted to be an actor when he was about five years old and dressed like he was on safari, carrying a little knife. Imperialism is so, fucking cute. Then there were the naked women his mom took him to see in All That Jazz. “It was nice to see.” Yeah.

Then he talks about his first experience with a Woody Allen film. It was Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex * But Were Afraid to Ask. Something tells us Javier doesn’t have to ask very often. And now he gets to play a man in love with three women in Vicky Christina Barcelona. It’s like the Fonz set off a Latino-man, stereotype bomb in Javier’s dressing room! Also, it sounds like “Bootie” when he says, “Woody.” “Bootie Allen.” Heh. Even his accent makes us horny.