FridaySeptember262008

Update: Alabama Dog Actually Brought Home Baby Bear's Foot. Hairy Gay Men Everywhere Cringe.

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Remember that dog in Alabama that found a little baby foot? Sure you do. Well it turns out the foot in question might have once been firmly attached to a baby bear. Easy mistake:

But Police Chief Chris Hargett said forensics tests confirmed the object was most likely the paw of a young bear. He said the paw was similar enough to a human foot to fool an orthopedic surgeon who examined it and believed it belonged to a youngster.
“The great thing is it’s not a child,” he said. “The most unusual thing is that we’ve never heard of bears being in Russellville.”

Mmhmm. Bear, child. Unidentified creature of some sort. You know what this means, of course. Somewhere in Alabama there is an extremely irate chupacabra, who is a-thinkin’ he should have stayed put in Texas.

Severed Foot Believed to Belong to Child Actually From Baby Bear [Fox]
Earlier: Dog In Alabama Brings Home A Baby’s Severed Foot
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Comments

I have the same problem. My orthopedist says I have bear feet, urologist says I’m hung like a horse,
neurologist says I have six personalities for the price of one, and charges my health plan accordingly. When I visit my mind reader, I get half-price. So it all balances out.

Ok, there’s no way I can top Nelson Denis’ post. I’m not even going to try. Lmao.

LOL good work Nelson

i guess courses in biological anthropology are not required to get your surgeoning license

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