Tiny naked squirrel Vanessa Hudgens has purchased her very first big-girl house… Something we won’t be able to afford for another ten or twenty years! All for dancing, not really singing and having pretty hair.

Vanessa’s Studio City home is $2,750,000 and 5,200 square feet of pure McMansion splendor. Gosh, it’s like a whole La Quinta hotel, but with seven times the amount of faux-Moroccan, faux-Tuscan shit splattered all over it! The giant turd of a house has 6 bedrooms, 6.5 bathrooms, a home office, a giant winding staircase, a pool with waterfalls, a cabana, and a wine cellar - in short, the perfect home for a squealing hobbit not yet old enough to drink.

Take a peep, after the jump:

Teenager Vanessa Hudgens buys adult sized house… [LiveJournal]