We do hope Sarah Palin’s got her Foreign Relations Binoculars polished, because Russia and Venezuela have joined together so that Hugo Chavez can build nuclear technology:

Chavez said he accepted an offer from Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin for assistance in building a nuclear reactor.

“Russia is ready to support Venezuela in the development of nuclear energy with peaceful purposes and we already have a commission working on it,” Chavez said. “We are interested in developing nuclear energy.”

To peacefully blow up U.S. Americans demon-trolls into itty bitty smithereens with his nukular weapons! Like he did with Naomi Campbell! And make a coat out of our faces. Shut up, you know he’d do it! See, Russia is trying to promote itself as a builder of nuclear plants in developing countries. To be used for peaceful things, like the creation of a “multi-polar world” aimed at diminishing the U.S.’s position as a major world power. But, ha! Joke’s on you, Hugo and you Hijo-de-Putin! We’re totally destroying ourselves first.

Venezuela to build nuclear technology with Russia [Yahoo]