Video: David Archuleta Has A “Crush”
29 September 2008, 12:00 PM. By Daniel Mauser
And speaking of our favoritest lil’ porkchop…. The -much-anticipated- video for David Archuleta’s single “Crush” is out. And it’s three minutes and thirty-two scintillating seconds of David Archuleta’s seductively flaring nostrils and him refusing to take his shirt off to go swimming. Watch, enraptured, as he plays a piano on pier! (The humidity will ruin it, David!) Look on while he plays his guitar at a party as friends ignore him! Stare as he rescues a girl’s weave from a swamp! Weep uncontrollably as he sits awkwardly next to a girl!
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How much you guys wanna bet that leetle Archuleta will cry when he loses his virginity.
It is a beautiful video. It is perfect for David and the song. Whoever wrote this stupid little thing is just jealous. David is so talented and so loved by so many. People just like to start rumors because their own lives are pathetic. David is perfect in this video, and he does not look awkward sitting next to the girls. He is shy. Leave him alone. As for Fredo, get a life. Why would you make a comment like that. You dont know him and you dont know if he is a virgin or not, and besides its none of anyone’s business. This is the problem in the world today, when there is a genuinely pure, wholesome person with morals and values, making something of their lives and trying to make others happy with their God given talent, others want to rain down on them. Shame on you. I, myself, think David is the most adorable person, with a heart of gold, and have a huge respect for him. He respects himself and that I could look up to.
@Lisa: HAhahahahah are you serious? I mean REALLY? Guanabee was not making fun of David (a lot) in fact we are all rooting for the Archuletabot to be super successful. Also, you don’t knoooowwww me! Cram a purity ring in it.
It’s true. I am jealous of David. :’( I can never get my hair to do that spiky thing, no matter how many 14-year-old girls’ tears I use.
I think the Crush he is singing about is for a guy. Whoever wrote this song for the cutest little man on earth was brilliant b/c years down the road when he is out of the closet this song “Crush” will be much clearer and all his supporting gay fans like me will go nuts!. Like Melissa Ethridge singing “I wanna come over” (to a woman’s house) I wish Ricky Martin would date David! What a hot couple! Man I wish I could date either of them!