Watchando: Just Typed "Sarah Palin" And "Nipples," Hates America
Sarah Palin used to put plaster over her nipples during beauty pageants. Politicians: They’re just like us! [NY Daily News]
Brad and Angelina might adopt a child from South America. Juan will probably be renamed “Astral Kumquat” or some equally inane bullshit. [Daily Mail]
George Michael is on safari! To escape his latest drug scandal! We usually settle for walking around Manhattan Mall with a 40, looking for a Sbarro. So, kind of like going on safari. [Fametastic]
Victoria Beckham goes to sleep with gloves and socks drenched in moisturizers. It must be such a hassle to wipe down the space pod the next morning. [The Sun]
Led Zeppelin is not having a comeback tour, so settle down. Dad. [Yahoo]
Janet Jackson has been hospitalized. She suddenly got ill during a soundcheck in Montreal. Poutine after midnight = terrible idea. [Boston Herald]
Ugh, potential vice presidents really shouldnt be beauty pageant entrants. Politics are all about the ugly people who still want to be famous. Come on Palin, that shit isnt fair to the strom thurmonds and edward kennedys of DC!
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Ugh, potential vice presidents really shouldnt be beauty pageant entrants. Politics are all about the ugly people who still want to be famous. Come on Palin, that shit isnt fair to the strom thurmonds and edward kennedys of DC!
Posted by Jordan | October 01, 2008