Watchando: Is Laboring Over Writing Another Lindsay Lohan Post

The trailer for Lindsay Lohan’s latest movie is out. Apparently it’s about some fat lady? Who lies? Or something.
John McCain pulled out of an interview with Larry King because he thought being asked for an example of a foreign-policy decision made by Sarah Palin was “over the line.” The line he made with old prunes and nail clippings around his desk this morning. [B&C]
Lily Allen and Elton John got into a verbal sparring match at an awards show, with Elton politely informing Lily that he could “snort her under the table.” We keep our snorting to tabletops, but to each his own. [Daily Mail]

Britney Spears credits her father with saving her life. Sometimes you just need a complete mental breakdown locked in a bathroom with your toddler and a bottle of vodka to make you realize what really matters. [Showbiz Spy]
Daniel Radcliffe wants to play a drag queen. So he hasn’t been playing Rachel Dratch all these years? [MSNBC]