Watchando: Warns Kevin Spacey Not To Fill Up On Salad

- Kevin Spacey is a cheeky bastard. [dlisted]
- David Duchovny’s rehab stint for sex addition was brought on not by an affair, but an addiction to online porn. His wife, Tea Leoni, had been aware of it for a long time. [Fox News]
- Josh Hartnett might have a sex tape; we might rather visit the dentist than ever watch his greasy ass going at it. [Mirror]
- New Orleans hasn’t broken off and floated into the sea because of hurricane Gustav after all! Hurrah! [NYT]
- Lindsay Lohan skipped her grandfather’s wake. Her father confirmed her absence to the media, because the Lohans are a classy-ass bunch. [The Sun]
Ay, chicas, how you bring roughage to your Kevin Spacey comments. It makes me wonder how many times Mr. Spacey gets his salad tossed before he discloses a love of…cucumbers.
Posted by escobar | September 02, 2008