Watchando: Got The Clap From Perez Hilton

Perez Hilton has released his first single, entitled “The Clap.” Our single, “Coño Man, What Kind Of Mierda Is This?” comes out next week on our debut album Awko Taco And The Guanababies. [Random Citations]
Emilio Navaira’s brother says he and wife Maria are okay after their car accident yesterday. He also says this proves Emilio is here for a reason. To kill everyone on the road, maybe? [KSAT]
Oprah Winfrey will get animated for the upcoming Disney film The Princess and the Frog. Every! Body! Gets! A! Frooooog! [MTV]
Kevin Federline and Britney Spears might be getting back together, because Lord knows we need another Vodka and PCP-fueled tragedy. [Daily Mail]

Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart have split up. Probably because they’re both insufferable people in brown face. [In Touch]
Kelly Osbourne says that when Victoria Beckham held JLo’s hand during fashion week, she made a face as if was holding “a shitty bit of toilet paper.” Kelly, come sit by us. [Mirror]
Omhari Sengstack was arrested outside of Barack Obama’s home. He said he came to ask the Senator about a job. Handy man, eh? [AP]