Watchando: Always Knew Clay Aiken Was Happy
- Clay Aiken has come out of the closet. Bible belt hockey moms spontaneously combust. In all seriousness, this is probably going to be an extremely tough thing for his fan base to deal with and we wish him and his little conehead all the best. [People]
- Nicole Kidman says she and six other women got pregnant after swimming under an Australian waterfall on the set of her latest movie. Kevin Federline! Stay in LA! [Daily Mail]
- Kanye West is getting his new TV series, starring various puppets. We’re sure he’ll be blogging about in ALL IN CAPS pretty soon. [Hollywood Reporter]
- Ellen DeGeneres urges you to vote no on Proposition 8, seeing as having to return all her wedding presents at this point would be a pain. [Ellen’s Blog]
- Sharon Stone has lost custody of her son. She probably tried to turn him into a brooch. [Daily Mail]
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Wait, you mean CLAY AIKEN is a LESBIAN???!!!! I’ll never watch TV again!
Posted by Jason | September 24, 2008
Where exactly is this spermy waterful of which you speak? My uterus is already at the airport ready to go.
Posted by Latin_Princess | September 24, 2008
Oopsie! I meant waterfall. It’s hard to type without a uterus.
Posted by Latin_Princess | September 24, 2008
Clay and his baby look like MonChi-chis, white people all look the same to me.
Posted by Fredo | September 24, 2008