Comments on: Watchando: Is A Fan Of Jordin Spark’s Purity Ring, As Long As Its Around A Cock

By: escobar

escobar — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:00:13 +0000

“Sounds like Guanabee lays it our pretty well.”

Ummm….can we all agree that Gotit messed up this sentence a little? I’d like to propose a grammatical correction:

Sounds like Guanabee lays it, our pretty, well.

I guess “our pretty” must be some sort of sexual object, akin to “my preciousssss” in Lord of the Rings. And because it’s “our” instead of “my,” it’s referring to Guanabee’s proclivity for group sex. With objects.

You SLUTS!

By: GotIt

GotIt — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 08:14:35 +0000

So, to recap:

Host of VMAs ridiculing Jonas Brothers (or whatever the hell their names are) for their sexual choices = totally cool, right on

Friend of Jonas Brothers sticking up for their sexual choices = total prude and a bitch who should shut up

VMA host using demeaning, belittling language about their sexual choices = totally cool, right on

Friend of Jonas brothers using demeaning, belittling language about others sexual choices = total prude and a bitch who should shut up

Sounds like Guanabee lays it our pretty well. Got it.

By: L-K

L-K — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 05:16:51 +0000

OK people who obviously aren’t getting it:

An example of defending oneself: “I wear a promise ring, because I want to wait until marriage to have sex. That’s my choice.”

An example of belittling others because others are not following her choice: “It’s not bad to wear a promise ring, because not everybody – guy or girl – wants to be a slut.”

Guanabee is not cracking jokes on her for being a virgin, they are cracking jokes on her because she’s a self-righteous asshole who thinks that single, unmarried sexually active people are sluts. Really, is it that hard to comprehend?

By: Potmeetblack

Potmeetblack — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 04:39:16 +0000

So Guanabee says standing up and voicing your sexual desires is AWESOME — oops, so long as you’re not choosing NOT to have sex. Then you’re just a prude. And judgmental. And of course judgmental is when you decide to get all snarky about someone’s choices.

By: Benny Lava

Benny Lava — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:39:20 +0000

“So now being abstinent makes you an asshole?”

No, it just makes you horny.

By: burro hablando de orejas

burro hablando de orejas — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:20:28 +0000

@latinprincess - virgins are sexually pure. the ones you are describing def aren’t virgins

good job guanabee, pat on the back for demeaning the values of others and calling them self righteous judgmental assholes. not everybody thinks the way you do.

By: cacy

cacy — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 01:48:29 +0000

Best HED evar!

By: Latin_Princess

Latin_Princess — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 00:05:37 +0000

And who says that virgins aren’t sluts? I knew lots of people who claimed to be virgins and they gave plenty of blow jobs. You can remain a virgin and also be very sexually active… even a “slut” by some definitions.

By: escobar

escobar — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:47:29 +0000

Sarah Palin’s daughter isn’t a slut . . . but her boyfriend is!

Anybody wanna silkscreen that on a few t-shirts? We could put them on a few moose up in Alaska, and take really cute pictures not unlike dogs wearing party hats.

Abstinence: the only abs that aren’t sexy.

By: me

me — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 23:15:20 +0000

well, it’s kind of silly of Jordin considering britney spears and jessica simpson are the founding members of celebrity purity rings. we all see how those 2 turned out.

By: Callejera

Callejera — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:11:41 +0000

Using your celebrity status as a platform from which to amplify your sexual practices is tacky. Elevating your self over others because of THEIR personal/sexual choices seems like an asshole move to me.

By: denise

denise — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 22:09:53 +0000

This is pretty funny since we are starting to see the failures of abstinence only education in our country.

I say that being abstinent is cool. Being prepared and knowledgeable when you decide not to be abstinent is better.

By: L-K

L-K — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:38:37 +0000

@ Gwenny: Sure, the host was an asshole. He is a self-proclaimed asshole, after all. However, it does not cancel out the fact that people who call people sluts just because they are sexually active are assholes, too.

She could have easily defended herself and others who wear a promise ring, without insulting the vast majority of single, non-married people. But, like Guanabee pointed out, she decided to take Asshole Road instead.

By: Gwenny

Gwenny — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:27:03 +0000

So that fool that was ragging on the Jonas Brothers wasn’t a judgemental asshole? Jordin was just defending a different point of view. I give her major props for coming to their defense. You go girl!

By: mimi

mimi — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 21:21:52 +0000

Just because someone has sex doesn’t make them a “slut”…what a sanctimonious bitch.