Watchando: Is Voting For Piper Palin

4 September 2008, 10:30 AM. By Daniel Mauser

And now Piper Palin is pregnant. With a pack of pickled peppers. Kidding! She sure looks adorable spitting on a Downs baby, though.
This list of “Hollywood’s 5 Saddest Attempts At Feminism” is awesome, frightening. [Cracked]
Britney is opening this year’s VMAs. With her teefs. [ET]

We guess David Duchovny’s sex addiction included more than just a porn habit 0 evidently, he admitted to cheating on his wife. We wish Tea and David the best. Work it out, babies. [Daily Mail]
A little-known struggling actress named Oprah Winfrey may soon guest star on “30 Rock.” [The Insider]
A cab driver attacked a passenger over a tip. Here’s a tip: See a therapist, crazyface. [KLBJ]