Watchando: Totally Thinks Heather Locklear Was Wrongfully Arrested. She Was Probably Just Wearing Lindsay Lohan's Pants.
- Heather Locklear has been arrested for allegedly driving under the influence of controlled substances, like AquaNet and Wet ‘n Wild frosted eyeshadow. [LA Times]
- Scarlett Johansson married Ryan Reynolds in Vancouver over the weekend. But will she go down on him in a theater? [Stuff]
- In answer to your question, Matt Damon, Sarah Palin does not believe that dinosaurs were around 4,000 years ago. She believes they were around 6,000 years ago. That’s only 65 million years off. [LA Times]
- In non-vomitous news, a stolen Renoir was returned to the family who owned it. [Yahoo]
- Jermaine Dupri vomited in Janet Jackson’s lap as a 36th birthday present to himself. [P6]
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That picture of Heather is begging for the Blingee treatment.
Posted by Fredo | September 29, 2008
I gotta hand it to you…your Ryan Reynolds go-down-on-him-in-a-theater joke was remarkably subtle and side-splitting. And perhaps a very nice visual for me to start a new week. Even though yeah, I know, he doesn’t get his popcorn buttered on my team.
Posted by escobar | September 29, 2008