Wax Off: Phoenix Spa Offers Chocha Bling

24 September 2008, 6:15 PM. By Daniel Mauser

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Are we detecting a bit of a theme around these here parts today? Double entendre! A spa in Phoenix, Arizona called Suddenly Slimmer Day Spa specializes in blinging out chochas post-Brazilian wax. So that they may rise from the searing flames like the mythical bird for which that fair city is named. Waxing queen Dannielli Marcelino artistic process involves gluing tiny rhinestones in fun shapes like hearts, stars or an angry beaver with the words “naughty” writ above in fancy lettering.


The bling lasts four to six days, which is the perfect amount of time for your entire genital region to become completely irritated and inflamed. The most requested design?:

According to Dannielli, many soldiers’ wives ask for this service in time for their husbands’ arrivals from the Middle East, usually during the holidays.

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Which is almost as romantic / patriotic as a sexy eagle in lingerie blowing a kiss. While singing. So… You’re not just trying hard enough to please your men, ladies. Sorry, amateurs.

What to wear down there: rhinestones!?! [AZ Central]

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  1. (+1)
    Quintana wrote

    So *that’s* what nearly broke my tooth the last time I bit into a tasty pan de chocha!

  2. (+1)
    Mike wrote

    I think its cool, my girlfriend did that for Valentines day as a surprise for me and it really turned me!!!

  3. Fredo
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    Fredo wrote

    @Quintana: Ugh.

    Seriously Guanabee, with all these vagina posts you may as well change your name to vaginabee.

    On topic: So this is basically paying someone to bedazzle your pussy? Fun.

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