Michelle Allen Will Dress As A Cow, Pee On Your Porch And Give You The Best Mug Shot Ever
32-year-old Michelle Allen of Middleton, Ohio was just minding her business, urinating on a neighbor’s porch while dressed as a cow, when cops told her to please go home. Later that day, cops were called once again as Allen was blocking traffic and chasing terrified children. It was at this point that cops went ahead and decided to arrest her. Cows > The Pigs, motherfuckers:
The arresting officer says Allen smelled of alcohol, slurred her speech, and was belligerent. She also alleged cussed at the officer.
Allen informed police that, if brought to jail, she would “cause problems.” She did manage to put on a suit for her court hearing, but not before leaving us with the finest mug shot in the history of the world.
How udderly terrifying. The report makes it clear to mention that:
It is not clear why she was wearing the costume.
Um, maybe because she’s awesome?
Udder Chaos: Middletown Woman Arrested In Cow Suit [WCPO]
Woman Wearing Cow Suit Arrested [Local 12]
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I wish this had been headline of NY times today… instead of that dreary stock plunge jibberish. I never knew cows marked their territory!! amazing.
Posted by minx1 | September 30, 2008
I told my mom to stop stealing my cow suit!
Posted by minx2 | September 30, 2008
She “alleged cussed” at the officer?
The reporting is even odder than the story.
Posted by Jason | September 30, 2008
They day you can’t dress up like a cow and take piss on your neighbors porch is the day the terrorists have won.
Posted by Fredo | September 30, 2008
LOL, you couldnt pay me enough to do that LMAO
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Posted by John Woods | September 30, 2008
I live in Middleton and it is seriously the talk of the entire town. She scared the hell out of my brother when he was out jogging haha.
Posted by Josh | September 30, 2008
When furries have too much to drink!
Posted by jahrjahrbinxxx | October 01, 2008
when i was in the 3rd or 4th grade, my mom dressed up in a rabbit costume with a big fake zip up head on it and walked me to school. it was humiliating too, but now looking back… i should have been so much cooler and not cared haha
Posted by non-practicing god | October 01, 2008
Wow…. not sure how I feel about this. As for why she was wearing the costume I think the answer is… SHE IS NUTS!
Posted by JohnCow | October 01, 2008
Wow…. not sure how I feel about this. As for why she was wearing the costume I think the answer is… SHE IS NUTS!
Posted by JohnCow | October 01, 2008
Hey, I’m from Middletown. I’m so proud that my home town has made national news in this manner.
Posted by Doug | October 01, 2008
I know this bitch. Everyone calls her Booger Michelle
Posted by Bill | October 01, 2008
Is she single? I know a couple of guys with a lot of bull****.
Posted by mary | October 01, 2008
I so called the cops on this lady! we were stopped at a light and she went up to a woman pumping gas and started banging on the car’s windows!
Posted by katie | October 01, 2008
Where are those COPS cameras when you need them? It is a proud, proud day to be from Ohio!
Posted by Cindy | October 02, 2008
WTF what a dumb bitch, who the hell chases kids in a cow outfit….LOL
Posted by awsome Bill from Dawsonville | October 02, 2008
That’s the ugliest cow I have ever seen!
Posted by Jocko | October 02, 2008
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/Allan
HI THIS IS MY PROFIEL PLS WRITE RUED COMNENTS ON IT
Posted by ALLAN | October 03, 2008
hahaha it’s not halloween yet
Posted by krazd | October 04, 2008
michelle allen for president?
Posted by faddy | October 09, 2008
This lady is awesome. Why cant more crazy people be entertaining like her. It is sad when someone goes off and kills for no reason, but if they do it in a cow outfit and pee on their neighbors front porch…now that is news.
Posted by JMonkey | December 01, 2008