Yogurt For Dogs = Stuff For Jerks

Have you watched your dog eat its own excrement and exclaimed, “Oh! If only there was some sort of expensive, organic yogurt product I could feed this walking bag of hair!” Well, jerk, we know of just the product. Yöghund (like Häagen-Dazs, but stupid) is a yogurt made especially for dogs and their gullible owners. Made with all-natural, entirely organic ingredients, it’s the perfect treat for an animal that is content to smell your farts. We know what you’re thinking: “Oh! If only there was some sort of testimonial written in a manner that is overly cutesy and perhaps a little bit frightening!” WELL, WE GOTS SOME!:

Boo Boo woofed it up! He loved it!

Other things Boo Boo loves woofing up? Six day-old macaroni, mice, paper, old shoes, new shoes and human vomit.

My 14 1/2 year old sheltie mix, Kayso, even shreds the container itself after licking it bone dry. When she’s done, she finds me with a look on her face that can only say “MORE??!”

Because that look could not also possibly say, “Stop anthropomorphizing me! Why are you spending money on dog yogurt when there are children starving to death in Guatemala? Or bloggers eating ramen every day for a week in Queens! Fuck you! No, I won’t wear a sweater!”

My siberian husky has a very sensitve [sic] belly and is prone to diarrhea. she LOVES yoghund, and it seems to be helping her. she especially loves it after a long walk on a hot day…but she told me she’ll eat it in the winter, too! thanks for a great product!

Your diarrhea dog is not talking to you.

Look, we completely understand the impulse to baby talk to your dog and maybe place little hats on it while making funny voices and creating elaborate detective stories starring Sherlock Hounds. But! We would never spend approximately three times the amount our food costs on food for a dog.

Because that? Leads to Friday nights spent having tea with a dog dressed in a kimono. Which is fun, yes, but only on Tuesdays.

Yoghund [Official Site]
Yöghund: Frozen yogurt for dogs [Slashfood]