We’re always a sucker for dishes that amount to “some kind of food with some other kind of food stuck on top of it,” which explains why our heart is singing and our bowels are cringing for this “Bacon Maple Donut” out of Portland. This holy grail of breakfast foods is the invention of “Voodoo Doughnut” (“The magic is in the hole.”) Which is apt, because eating this will probably result in feeling like your tripas have been pricked with pins. The concept is so simple, you’ve probably come up with it yourself while completely stoned out of your mind, watching “Space Ghost” in your underwear:

Take a donut. Slather it in maple glaze. And stick some bacon onto it. Then call in sick to work.

“Voodoo Doughnut” has some other pretty amazing-sounding donuts as well. For instance? The Cock-n-Balls. You’re already drooling and you don’t even know what it is.

Bacon Maple Donut [BuzzFeed]
Menu [Voodoo Doughnuts]