There’s a new character in the Madonna Alex Rodriguez romantic drama that has unfolded over the last couple of weeks, and it’s no other than comedian Jerry Seinfeld. WTF?!!!. Apparently, Jerry Seinfeld and his wife Jessica, who happen to be friends with Madonna, hosted her and Alex Rodriguez at their Hamptons estate last week. The rendezvous between la chica material (can we say that?) and the carnoso Rodiriguez (oh well), was described by the NY Post “like a scene out of a James Bond movie” because both Madonna and A-rod secretly jetted out in separate choppers from Manhattan to the posh East End retreat.

A chopper carrying the Yankee slugger was seen landing in East Hampton, where he was picked up in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica’s car.

Less than 40 minutes later, another helicopter that took off from Chelsea Piers with Madonna aboard landed at the same airstrip.

“A dark SUV and Jerry in another Porsche both pulled up and picked up Madonna and they headed back to Jerry’s place,” a witness told us. “When they arrived at the Seinfeld home, Madonna poked her head out the window and could be clearly seen.”

The quick-meet is said to have lasted only about four hours, which we believe involved a strap on for Madonna to be used on the Bronx Bomber and a gag ball for Jerry Seinfeld to keep him quiet but watching behind the curtains —even though he was the one to setup the whole thing up —before before they all headed back to New York City.

Seems like Rodriguez is going through an awful lot of trouble to be another one of Madonna’s toy boys. We really can’t see the appeal. Can you?

MADGE, A-ROD COPTER QUICKIE [NY Post]