WednesdayOctober012008

Anne Hathaway Scandal!: Her Nude Photos Are In Federal Custody

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Back in June, FBI investigators confiscated items from Zach Braff’s equally evil twin, Raffaello Follieri, as part of their pending case against the Italian banker. Among those items were naked photos of Princess Pumpernickel Prisspot, Anne Hathway. We’re sure she misses these, sorely:

Anne only learned that these photos were in federal custody when she asked for his [Follieri’s] brother, Michael, to retrieve the photos.
The FBI had not only removed the photos of Anne Hathaway, but also her diaries, which had been stored in the cellar.

Who keeps a diary? Or has photos that exist somewhere other than on Facebook? Is she 14? Is this 1997? Does she have Lisa Frank stickers to trade?

Anne Hathaway Scandal: naked pictures in federal custody [InEntertainment]

Comments

my nude photos are also in federal custody for being too hot!

lame!

@denise: You’re pussy is too hot for the general public, and so is your cat.

@Fredo: Trust.

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