Because It’s Hump Day: William Levy Goes To Hollywood
1 October 2008, 6:30 PM. By Daniel Mauser
William Levy, who is an actor with a penis, is set to make it big! Oh… Haha. That was awkward. Sorry. William Levy, actor with penis, is set to make it veiny, pulsating and purplish by starring in a movie alongside a BIG-TIME HOLLYWOOD STAR! Oh, whoever could it be? Says Levy, penisly:
“There’s an offer on the table, and I’m hoping to God it’ll come through. They’ve called me personally, and we’re trying to figure out scheduling because I’m in this soap now,” said the 29-year-old Cuban, who wants to start 2009 off on the right foot.
Although the details of the offer are strictly confidential, the handsome actor wouldn’t only be the star of the film, he’d also share the screen with Kevin Costner.
Um…
“I can’t say anything about anyone. I have to stay quiet about it, because that’s what I’ve been told to do. Everything will work out if it’s meant to be. They told me some names who’d be involved, but I can’t disclose them, because they’re not confirmed yet,” said Levy.
Yeah, you know…
Stay quiet. Just. Don’t tell anyone? Costner, wow. Yeah… Was Steven Seagal not available? Was Jean-Claude Van Damme too busy rehearsing Oscar speeches?
Before William Levy’s career goes down in flames, let’s remember him as he was, yes? An actor. With a penis:
Yeah, we hate that. You know when the straps of your man-thong are all tight and cut into your sides, leaving those little red lines?
That’s right. Smile through the hurt.
Is his… penis folded over onto itself? Ours does that sometimes.
You know what Waterworld and us have in common? We’re so wet. HIGH GIVE!
Look out Brad Pitt! William Levy may come to Hollywood [People en Español]
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MY GOD! Now thatswhatImtalkinbout! I’m having a total Homer Simpson moment with the drool and the tongue and the ahhhhhhhhhhh.
Too bad his first big time movie is gonna be his last. Stupid Kevin Costner.
As the old Sophie Tucker punchline goes: If it’s leaning to the left it’s gonna rain, if it’s leaning to the right it’s gonna be sunny, and if it’s sticking straight up it William Levy Day at Guanalayuuuu!
this is my favorite post
I can’t believe it! He’s great!
do you have a myspace
Mr. Levy needs to learn hoe to act before he can work aside Brad Pit! a pretty face take you up there but once they realize the guy can’t act………well lets just say the fall is fast and hard.
te ves muy sexy
tu eres muy guapo y te ves muy sexy en esas fotos tu eres el sueno de toda mujer te amo y tu ere smi sueno amor te amo y me llamoa astrid y soy de honduras
te amo willian y la novela esta vin vuena me fasina y eres el mejor hombre mas guapo k yo e visto y la perroni tanvien es la
william teves bien pero bien sexy entodas las fotos te amo……………
William Levy is a true H-O-T-T-I-E….he is gorgeous!!! OMq
who ever doesn’t watch Cuidado con el Angel is missing out on one good piece of ass….lmao..&& he makes the best couple with Maite Perroni..she is beautiful..wat can i say..two beautiful ppl make a beautiful couple && some beautiful babies..they better get together in real life && make some real babies && get married..lmao..LOVE YU WILLIAM!!!
I can confirm William Levy is a GREAT ACTOR!!!! Ive seen the majority of his soaps and he acts great! Id say even better then Brad.WATCH OUT BRAD SOMEONE MIGHT KICK YOU OFF YOUR THRONE!!! I LOVE YOU WILLIAM! ESPERO QUE SEAS SUPER EXITOSO EN LA VIDA! DTB CDT!!! I LOVEEEE YOUU WILLIAM!!! YOUR HOT!!
William
Te ves genial y realmente haces un papel expectacular en la novela cuidado con el angel …. deberias de ser tu el angel.
Suerte y gracias por darnos la oportunidad de vivir orgullosa por tener un cubanito como tu
the hottest person i hav ever seen…i want to b like william levy
He is better than Brad Pitt. William Levy is handsome and Wow, what can I say……