Christina Aguilera is looking sort of like she’s starring in a community theater adaptation of Hedwig and the Angry Inch in these photos. And we love it. We never really understand Christina’s intermittent attempts at being “classy.” Girl, just stop. Put on a pleather brassiere and a fishnet bodysock and be free. Glue rhinestones to your areolas, put on a pair on boxing gloves and pose spread eagle on the hood of a Pinto. We’re not going to judge you for it. We’re going to adore you for it.

Anyway. These pictures, shot by Ellen Von Unwerth, are aimed at promoting her upcoming greatest hits album. Hopefully, that means less retro bathingsuits and Marilyn-inspired abuelita hair and more assless chaps and labia piercings.

For more pictures of Christina looking Divine, click on after the jump:

She looks like a porn star playing Carrie Donovan in an “Old Navy: Seamen Coming” spoof. Fabulous!

This is the closest Hedda Lettuce has ever gotten to a vagina.

Alexis Arquette and her new pussy. [Ed. note: Have these references revealed me to be a campy gay man? Because that’s just fine.]

This looks like choreography to an interpretative dance meant to evoke “Prairie Dogging.”

And this is what Ricky Martin queefed out a short while ago.

The power bottom we were in a past life is really enjoying this photo.

Christina Aguilera Promo Photoshoot [Daily Stab]