Daisy De La Hoya Gets Own Reality Dating Show, “Daisy Of Love.” Your Desperate Ass Could Be On It!

Glamorous, amorous chipmunk Diasy de la Hoya, formerly of “Rock of Love,” is getting her own reality dating show! Where she’s the prize! How… terribly confusing! You can enter to compete for her love and devotion or some reality show equivalent by entering a casting call for contestants:

Beginning this week, VH1 is giving viewers an opportunity to submit themselves for consideration for the first season of Daisy Of Love. Online users can log on to VH1’s new Daisy Of Love dedicated site at daisyoflovecasting.com. The site will serve as the ultimate spot for fans of the show. Viewers can upload profiles for consideration and vote for their favorite potential candidates. Casting submissions must include an uploaded profile with videos, photos and blog entries. Deadlines for first round submissions are November 14. For more information visit daisyoflovecasting.com.

DO IT, PEOPLE!!! Wouldn’t it be so much fun to have your own “All-Access Pass” to Daisy’s…. heart? No? Ok. Anyway, hint: Bringing up the fact that “Daisy of Love” makes absolutely no sense is instant grounds for disqualification. Saying “bro,” “babe” or “dawg,” however, are not. Let’s take a look at some of the contestants, shall we?:

“M1KEE26″ is an 18-year old Capricorn from Staten Island. But you kind of already knew that, didn’t you? As anyone will happily tell you, men who pose with their cars are helpfully letting you know they’re absolutely not datable.

“IROCKZ” is a 27-year-old from Milwaukee whose tags include “burnout,” “headbanger,” “metalhead,” and “handsome.” We’re going to marry him. And we’re going to watch our metalhead children wrassle on our bearskin rug while downing PBR through beer helmets and we’re going to be so. Fucking. Happy.

“BIGBANANA” is a euphemism.

“J7WORK” is an 18-year-old Gemini from Georgia with a winning smile. If you’re going to be in your bathroom, naked, with a camera, make sure you have a cap handy. Nicely, done J7.

“KENTUCKYBOI” is probably on the wrong show.

Casting [Daisy of Love]