Are Madonna and Alex Rodriguez a couple? Is he the reason for her divorce from Guy Richie’s hot ass? A source (Lourdes) claims Madonna and Guy Richie have been separated for over a year and that Madonna had wanted to divorce after her world tour. Career, marriage. It’s a struggle. Although the two have previously denied an affair, they were recently spotted having slobbering over burritos together in New York’s Dos Caminos restaurant. Someone close to A-Rod (His dealer?) added:

“A-Rod and Madonna are more involved than ever.”

“Alex has really missed spending time with Madonna. However, he understands the position Madonna’s in.”

Madonna has an apartment in NY, where many speculate she might move after her divorce. Guy’s already taken off to this home in the English countryside. New York is also home to a rod. If you’re picking up what we’re putting down and we think that you are.

Anyway, if this is all true: Nasty, leaving Guy Richie for Alex Rodriguez’s shrunken steroid peepee. We’re ashamed to share a name with him. Ugh. Can you imagine what sex with these two must look like? Like a mangled stick of jerky in a tug-of-war between two Rottweilers in the rain, that’s what.

Source: Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Are “Definitely Romantic” [Us Magazine]