Eat A Politician For Breakfast: “Cap’n McCain’s” And “Obama O’s” Are Part Of A Complete, Balanced Breakfast

Eat a Presidential candidate for breakfast! Instead of the other way around. In a motel. Outside for D.C. For $30,000 worth of hush money. “Cap’n McCains” and “Obama O’s” are new, delicious additions to your morning routine of waking up late and finding out your roommate passed out naked in the hall. Haha, yay! The website allows you to download each cereal’s admittedly catchy jingle. (Seriously - they’re adorable.)

Each box sells for $39.00. However! 5% of the proceeds for each cereal goes to its prospective candidate’s campaign. It’s probably the cutest way to make a donation to your preferred candidate.

Ralph Nader’s “Powdered Parrot Puffs” are in the back, by the Spam. And Ron Paul’s “Revolution In Breakfast Burritos” have been recalled. Apologies.

Obama O’s and Cap’n McCain’s