El Baile Del Perrito: Top 7 Humping Dog Videos

A member of our Guanabee staff “accidentally” noticed that there seem to be a lot of YouTube videos of dogs humping people / things. And, thus, a list was born. Consider this a public service announcement against putting Halloween costumes on dogs.

So without further ado, here are our Top 7 Humping Dog Videos:

7. And Then It Wasn’t Funny Anymore

Note how her chuckles abruptly turn into a cry of horror at the end. Also, hey! That’s our chicken dance.

6. SeKsi jApAnEsE hUmPiNg viDd!!1!

That guy wouldn’t be giggling if this had been a Great Dane.

5. A Boy And His Wii

He’s not enjoying this. Right?

4. Pikachu-Lookin’ Dog Loves Pikachu

This is the most professionally made dog humping video ever, probably. Hopefully.

3. Boy Finds Love

A boy’s best friend is his dog.

2. Humping On Command

This woman has taught her (female?) dog how to hump on command. Perfect for baptisms and bat mitzvahs.

1. This Little Girl Has A Bright Future

So there’s this girl. And she dances sort of like a young Britney Spears. Who has maybe just sat down on an ant pile. And then, see, her dog comes out and, boy. Does he ever come out, folks. He humps away at a toy while the girl does her seductive dance. He pounds furiously, she nearly falls. You might ask, “Hey! What’s the name of this here act?” To answer, the girl and the pup join hands and cry, “The Aristocrats!”

…You know. When we were little, we had wanted to be the next Peter Jennings.

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