Eva Longoria Is Allure Magazine’s Fat / Size Zero November Cover Girl
16 October 2008, 3:25 PM. By Daniel Mauser
Eva Longoria is on the cover of Allure’s November issue. In the magazine, Eva talks about gaining weight and still not being fat and how mean people are to her. Can’t imagine why:
I stopped working out and gained about seven pounds over the summer, which is a lot for a small person. Every magazine is tearing me apart … I never went up a size. I just got rounder. I’m still a size 0.
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Sorry, we were imagining what it might look like were Eva literally torn apart by a magazine. It must suck so hard to be ugly. Continues Eva, roundly:
My nickname was Prieta Fea, which means ‘Ugly Dark one’ in Spanish. I didn’t have a boyfriend. My sisters were so mean to me. They used to say I was adopted, and ‘we picked you up at the hospital. You were the extra baby that day.
Yeah, weren’t you Miss Corpus Christi?
Thought so. And let’s see what you look like nestled roundly within the pages of Allure:
Mmm hmm. Eva, kitten? A word of advice?: Shhh.
Eva Longoria Does Allure Magazine November 2008 Cover [Superficial Diva]
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I think she looks better like this even though it isn’t that much of a jump.
wow… is she pregnant?
@Guanabee- You are being mean. You have no idea how hard it is to be so skinny/fat and ugly/pretty. Eva was the ugliest and fattest Ms. Corpus Christi in the history of the pageant. It’s 7 pounds Guanabee! SEVEN! Devastating.
I think Eva is pretty down to earth (I mean what celebrity would go work a Wendys drive thru after becoming A list?) but I’m honestly sick of her dumb fat comments. “Oh boo hoo the mags keep calling me fat .. boo hoo” but wasn’t SHE the one who publicly proclaimed that she “wasn’t pregnant just fat.” Shut up already!! You’re a size 0 we get it, you gained 7 lbs we get it… get over it now..
I always wondered how much shame weighed.
Seven pounds, apparently.
Poor Eva. I only hope the Lifetime Movie (”Prieta Fea: Indiscernible Gain, Infinite Pain”) they make of her struggle will win the Emmy it so richly deserves.