Wow. This day has been kinda s l o w. Which is fine, because all we’ve really wanted to do this week was lie with the covers over our head while Justin Gaston paints our toenails. With his dick. But we did have quite a few fun comments to sort through this week, which is always very nice. This week’s shout-out goes to a man who knows his way around sarcasm and who doesn’t mind taking a little time to explain the ins and outs and ins of closeted homosexual encounters.

So, come. Grab your appletini, wax your chest and get all excited about… tits… and stuff. That is on ladies. Which is what we like. Ladies. Who are not named Ignacio. Sigh.

Let’s celebrate Patrick, shall we?

Re: Eduardo Verástegui Is Against Abortion, Gays, And Gaybortions

Being against gay marriage, but still fucking boys in the ass is not a contradiction, it is just machismo—-

Come on, like Eduardo really fucks boys in the ass. He probably just sits there and cries. That said, we have to give an honorable mention this week to Saida333 for this scintillating little bit of gossip:

CRAMAZING!!! Eduardo used to “hang out” (e.g fuck) my landlord down in the Design District in Miami back in ‘03. (He is a famous dentist in Coral Gables - and very out)

Are freaking kidding me!!! We all hung out in my building making cocktails and having dinner parties. We all got our hair cut together by Sammy when he liked to do home visits. Yes, he was the strong and silent type, but not at two in the morning above my apartment. Are you freaking kidding me!! Anti-gay, my ass. I hope his self-hatred makes him burn in hell.

Cramazing, eh? Are we talking like… baby gerbil cramazing? Or unfortunate armadillo cramazing? Anygay, back to Patrick. Hands to floor:

Re: Can Celebrities Really Get Young People To Vote?

I didn’t even know what voting was before Christina Aguilera rocked the vote—now I know, and I can make a difference, I usually like to party on Mondays though so I probably will be too hung over on Tuesday and watching reruns of the Real World to actually make it to the church on my block……..

There’s nothing like taking a body shot off something the Bridge and/or Tunnel shat out to demonstrate your civic duty, Pats. Which is exactly what we’re banking on this weekend.

xoxo