Guanabee + Voto Latino iTunes Giveaway BAILOUT: We Have One (1) Weiner! 14 More To Go…
6 October 2008, 4:30 PM. By Alex Alvarez
Well, poodles. It seems when it comes to winning Razrs or jewelry that evokes aborted baby parts, you’re all about participating. But when it comes to iTunes or studying Rosario Dawson’s handwriting while lying and telling us you’ve registered to vote at Voto Latino’s website, you flake.
Our free iTunes gift card giveaway goes to our one and only participant - Fredo. Congratulations, Guanababy. You maybe deserved it.
As for the rest of you, well. You still have a chance to win! We’ll make it easy as ALL-AMERICAN APPLE PIE, YOU LOAD OF FREEDOM HATERS:
Register at Voto Latino’s site.
Then, in the comments section below, tell us who you’d most like to see as President and why. Barack Obama? John McCain? Ralph Nader’s parrot? Sarah Palin? A pig in lipstick? Jennifer Lopez? A ball of clay wearing a funny hat?
We’ve got 14 of these to give out, so. The 14 best will win. You might even win the card signed by Rosario Dawson. And if Fredo is the only person to respond to this post, then FUCK YOU and we’re going to distribute the iTunes cards to Angelina Jolie’s babies.
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im voting for the black man. only because I dont like white people.. and tina fey, I mean sarah palin she scares me because she reminds me of a teacher i had in the 11th grade. I hated her and I’m sure she felt the same way about me.
Dennis Kucinich! damn the employee disqualification rule.
I think Barack Obama should win. Republican rule has been hard and merciless on our country so it is time for a regime change. Barack not only is a compassionate candidate and an articulate educated candidate but what a great opportunity to show our children that truly anyone can become whatever they want. There are no limits as to what a determined and resourceful person can accomplish.
@Guanabee: Maybe deserved it?! That was the catchiest, easiet to remember ad slogan EVER! I fucking deserved the gold baby!
I will also be voting for Obama. I like what he stands for. We love to bitch and complain about our current president so its time to prevent John McCain and Sarah Palin from taking office. We need “change” (I know its corny) but we do need it especially when it comes to medical insurance and those who profit from the pain and suffering of others.
Of course change will be hard especially after this economic crisis but if we work as a country I believe it can be done and I believe obama is the president that will make it happen. One of my biggest heroes is Dr. King and what better way to pray tribute to him by finally electing our nations first Black president.
Education is another major issue with me. The drop out rate and lack of importance this presidency has given to the matter is mind boggling. I rather spend 1 million dollars re building some of these horrid inner city schools than 1 million dollars on a weapon.
As obama has said “We also need to change a system that is stacked against women. Forty percent of working women do not have a single paid sick day. More and more women are denied jobs or promotions because they’ve got kids at home. As a son of a single mother that is not the America I believe in”
The rings true with me on so many levels as I was also raised by a single mother who worked hard and never once complained about it and never once taking more than 1 single day off work per year due to illness. Mother is the word God on the lips of children everywhere.I think its time we started to treat them fairly.
I am still going with Leslie Hall in ‘08!!! If you can’t see the magical ways of gem sweaters and tight gold pants, then there is no hope for you.
I knew it! Flojos!
Oh, well, I’m not a citizen and far from being one, even if La Virgensita lo permite. And even if I could there’d be no way in A.B. Quintanilla hell I’d vote for Sarah Peluches (my mom’s new name for her, given to her when unable to correctly pronounce Palin).
I vote Walter Mercado. He knows everything. Obvs. He knows everything, right? And if we can’t get a decent healthcare system, at least we know our horoscopo. And mucho mucho mucho (muah) amor. Right?
I’m voting for Barack Obama because he is a brilliant man.
Vote Obama, ’cause black don’t crack!
Barack Obama should be elected the next president. We are all in for more trouble if McCain is elected. There is no chance the failed policies that have kept us in an unnecessary war will change. The next president should care more about the American people’s lives and try to improve the economy more than the current president.