What liberal isn’t voting this election? We don’t know any, but just in case your friends are stupid, you can now put their name in a faux news clip that imagines their apathy lost the election for Obama. This is so much cooler than that other video you could put your name in. Our favorite part? When a shepherd in the middle east says, “I’m afraid McCain will bomb my goat.” Us, too! Watch the whole thing with Editor Cindy Casares’ name in it after the jump. And don’t forget to vote on November 4, silly.

Obama’s Loss Traced To Cindy Casares [cnnbc video]