Hamburger Every Week!: Lightning Strike In Montevideo Kills 52 Cows

A group of fifty two cows huddling together near a wire fence in Montevideo, Uruguay were promptly turned into vaca frita. Shocking:

The newspaper said Friday that veterinarians at the scene confirmed the cause of the deaths, which happened Wednesday. The veterinarians told the newspaper that cows often crowd around fences to seek protection during storms.

Meteorologist Fernando Torena told the newspaper he wasn’t surprised that a single lightning bolt killed so many cows. But he called it “very bad luck.”

When asked for her reaction, peeing cow-lady Michelle Allen said, “This is all very unfortunate. I will turn your mother into gravy” and proceeded to remove her clothing.

Lightning strikes only once - but kills 52 cows [AZ Central]