Jennifer Aniston Might Be Pregnant With A John Mayer-Produced Douchebaby

If recent rumors are to be believed, Jennifer Aniston’s womb is spilling forth with the beginnings of a troll for which John Mayer is partially responsible. She’s apparently got back together with John and his stroke-face after discovering she was pregnant; the two have recently been photographed going on dinner dates in New York and a concert in Boston. And probably picking out cardigans in various shades of beige from the Land’s End catalogue. Says a source (Jen’s diary):

“Jennifer is over the moon. She doesn’t want to be a single mom, so she is willing to give John the chance to prove his parent potential.”

“Prove to me you can be a Daddy” is always a fine start to founding a really stable parental team. For his part, John has evidently promised Jennifer that he’d cut down on his drinking. And on calling her boobs “Jessica.”

Jennifer Aniston pregnant: another celebrity baby [The Times]